The Neptunes #1 fan site, all about Pharrell Williams and Chad Hugo

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Vibe’s 50 Things Pharrell Hasn’t Done Yet (But Probably Will)

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is a robot. Before you say nah, can you prove it? The 40year-old Renaissance Man’s career has shot into orbit lately and nothing can stop him. In the past couple years, he’s collaborated with everyone on Earth, launched a creative venture (I Am Other) and a liquor line (Qream), won multiple Grammys, released a 24-hour music video, earned an Oscar nomination and even found time to get hitched.

The man is helping score The Amazing Spider-Man 2. In 2009, he dreamt of manufacturing graduation gowns. “Does he have a video game?”—Someone in the office asked this and we had to Google because it’s completely possible that he has. Still, Skateboard P hasn’t conquered everything in the world…yet. Here’s a list of 50 things that Pharrell (to the best of our knowledge) hasn’t done, which is basically a list of future Pharrell achievements because he can do anything he puts his mind to.

  1. Age
  2. Travel to space
  3. Win a hot dog eating contest
  4. Obtain an Olympic gold medal in a sport
  5. Coach a little league team to a championship
  6. Win an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar and Tony for the elusive EGOT
  7. Run for mayor of Virginia Beach
  8. Run for any political office
  9. Open a skate park
  10. Star in a Tyler Perry movie co-starring Tyler Perry
  11. Collaborate with NASA
  12. Become a creative director for NASA
  13. Drop a surprise visual album
  14. Own a professional sports team
  15. Start a skincare line (please do this, P)
  16. Manufacture his own line of action figures
  17. Grace the cover of American Vogue
  18. Perform on the lunar surface
  19. Release a cookbook
  20. Do his own show on HGTV
  21. Perform magic tricks professionally
  22. Win a marathon
  23. Win Dancing With The Stars
  24. Become an architect
  25. Record a song called “Sad”
  26. Gain 100 pounds
  27. Lose 100 pounds
  28. Get plastic surgery (that we know of)
  29. Date a Kardashian (that we know of)
  30. Host Saturday Night Live
  31. Let Miley Cyrus twerk on him on stage
  32. Go on a Twitter rant
  33. Sign to MMG… Or Young Money
  34. Shark-Cage diving
  35. Have a day named after him
  36. Befriend Kim Jong Un
  37. Drop a sex tape
  38. Perform in a traveling circus
  39. Star in a Broadway show
  40. Get thrown out of a New York club
  41. Build a working time machine (or has he…)
  42. Grow dreads
  43. Buy the Beatles catalogue
  44. Land a job as Fashion Editor of a magazine
  45. Communicate with extraterrestrial beings
  46. Invent a language
  47. Build a spaceship
  48. Become a full-time college lecturer
  49. Take part in a rodeo
  50. Do a motivational speaking tour


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