Vibe’s 50 Things Pharrell Hasn’t Done Yet (But Probably Will)

Pharrell is a robot. Before you say nah, can you prove it? The 40–year-old Renaissance Man’s career has shot into orbit lately and nothing can stop him. In the past couple years, he’s collaborated with everyone on Earth, launched a creative venture (I Am Other) and a liquor line (Qream), won multiple Grammys, released a 24-hour music video, earned an Oscar nomination and even found time to get hitched.

The man is helping score The Amazing Spider-Man 2. In 2009, he dreamt of manufacturing graduation gowns. “Does he have a video game?”—Someone in the office asked this and we had to Google because it’s completely possible that he has. Still, Skateboard P hasn’t conquered everything in the world…yet. Here’s a list of 50 things that Pharrell (to the best of our knowledge) hasn’t done, which is basically a list of future Pharrell achievements because he can do anything he puts his mind to.

1. Age
2. Travel to space
3. Win a hot dog eating contest
4. Obtain an Olympic gold medal in a sport
5. Coach a little league team to a championship
6. Win an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar and Tony for the elusive EGOT
7. Run for mayor of Virginia Beach
8. Run for any political office
9. Open a skate park
10. Star in a Tyler Perry movie co-starring Tyler Perry
11. Collaborate with NASA
12. Become a creative director for NASA
13. Drop a surprise visual album
14. Own a professional sports team
15. Start a skincare line (please do this, P)
16. Manufacture his own line of action figures
17. Grace the cover of American Vogue
18. Perform on the lunar surface
19. Release a cookbook
20. Do his own show on HGTV
21. Perform magic tricks professionally
22. Win a marathon
23. Win Dancing With The Stars
24. Become an architect
25. Record a song called “Sad”
26. Gain 100 pounds
27. Lose 100 pounds
28. Get plastic surgery (that we know of)
29. Date a Kardashian (that we know of)
30. Host Saturday Night Live
31. Let Miley Cyrus twerk on him on stage
32. Go on a Twitter rant
33. Sign to MMG… Or Young Money
34. Shark-Cage diving
35. Have a day named after him
36. Befriend Kim Jong Un
37. Drop a sex tape
38. Perform in a traveling circus
39. Star in a Broadway show
40. Get thrown out of a New York club
41. Build a working time machine (or has he…)
42. Grow dreads
43. Buy the Beatles catalogue
44. Land a job as Fashion Editor of a magazine
45. Communicate with extraterrestrial beings
46. Invent a language
47. Build a spaceship
48. Become a full-time college lecturer
49. Take part in a rodeo
50. Do a motivational speaking tour

*vibe.com