Pharrell is a robot. Before you say nah, can you prove it? The 40–year-old Renaissance Man’s career has shot into orbit lately and nothing can stop him. In the past couple years, he’s collaborated with everyone on Earth, launched a creative venture (I Am Other) and a liquor line (Qream), won multiple Grammys, released a 24-hour music video, earned an Oscar nomination and even found time to get hitched.
The man is helping score The Amazing Spider-Man 2. In 2009, he dreamt of manufacturing graduation gowns. “Does he have a video game?”—Someone in the office asked this and we had to Google because it’s completely possible that he has. Still, Skateboard P hasn’t conquered everything in the world…yet. Here’s a list of 50 things that Pharrell (to the best of our knowledge) hasn’t done, which is basically a list of future Pharrell achievements because he can do anything he puts his mind to.
- Age
- Travel to space
- Win a hot dog eating contest
- Obtain an Olympic gold medal in a sport
- Coach a little league team to a championship
- Win an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar and Tony for the elusive EGOT
- Run for mayor of Virginia Beach
- Run for any political office
- Open a skate park
- Star in a Tyler Perry movie co-starring Tyler Perry
- Collaborate with NASA
- Become a creative director for NASA
- Drop a surprise visual album
- Own a professional sports team
- Start a skincare line (please do this, P)
- Manufacture his own line of action figures
- Grace the cover of American Vogue
- Perform on the lunar surface
- Release a cookbook
- Do his own show on HGTV
- Perform magic tricks professionally
- Win a marathon
- Win Dancing With The Stars
- Become an architect
- Record a song called “Sad”
- Gain 100 pounds
- Lose 100 pounds
- Get plastic surgery (that we know of)
- Date a Kardashian (that we know of)
- Host Saturday Night Live
- Let Miley Cyrus twerk on him on stage
- Go on a Twitter rant
- Sign to MMG… Or Young Money
- Shark-Cage diving
- Have a day named after him
- Befriend Kim Jong Un
- Drop a sex tape
- Perform in a traveling circus
- Star in a Broadway show
- Get thrown out of a New York club
- Build a working time machine (or has he…)
- Grow dreads
- Buy the Beatles catalogue
- Land a job as Fashion Editor of a magazine
- Communicate with extraterrestrial beings
- Invent a language
- Build a spaceship
- Become a full-time college lecturer
- Take part in a rodeo
- Do a motivational speaking tour